Census crisis.


 I’m on Nick Xenephon’s side. I’m totally worried, Freaked out by the census.

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Nick’s on the job. Protecting us from Big Brother!

It arrived on my door step last week. I left it there, as it was threatening. Unlike what I’d been promised, the informal ‘To the houselholder’, mine just came in a suspicious green envelope with ‘Australian Bureau of Statistics’ written on it. And if that wasn’t enough to scare the be-jesus outta me, I noticed that it had been left there, when I was out. It confirmed in one instance what Nick and his team had already suggested, that somewhere, big brother was following me. I was being shadowed by the state, and there was nothing I could do about it. To be processed and in two seconds flat have my soul incarcerated by BIG GOVERNMENT.

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Malcolm’s on the Job. Protecting us from Climate Science!

You see it’s all very well knowing that every time I pick up the phone, or use the computer, i’m being tracked, because that’s just day to day stuff. I know that the emails I get are tailored to someone knowing what I’m looking at, what i’m reading, and what peculiar habits may be linked to a market orientated search engine that just want my raw data for processing. But this is different. This is government, And I ask myself, what has the government ever done for me? Allright I know they paid for my education, got it all for free, and they paid for my healthcare, not that i’m unfit, and in between they paid more or less for roads, aqueducts, (a dip to Life of Brian) and everything I use on a daily basis, but this is a just a step too far.

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Government Propoganda Census Poster. Doesn’t the security mesh all over the windows suggest real fear and loathing? The children were counselled afer the contact.

And I’m glad Australian’s are waking up to it. I’m sure our recently elected member of One Nation, Malcolm Roberts would have a view on it. It’s just that Nick’s team got onto it first, but I reckon like the false claims of climate science, and the race hate laws, he’d have a pretty strong view that the Census is just a step too far. Sooner it’s closed down and the forces of planning are just left to big business, the better off we’d all be. So, with trembling fingers I opened the census, and was shocked. They want to know what my name is, where I live, and how much I earn. How invasive of privacy is that! Then they want to know what I do for a crust, am I an owner or a renter, and this is the clincher, whether i’m working or not.

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Big Brother hauling off to the gulag, a citizen who filled out their census form incorrectly.

That’s when I threw it in the bin. ‘Worthless rubbish’!! I cried, and having burnt the forms, taken the ash, and buried it, lest the census forensic team, (there’s sure to be hundreds roaming free as I write, ) find it, and fine me. I am safe in the knowledge, like Nick and his team that if it weren’t for smaller parties being able to express an opinion outside the “mainstream” we’d all be on a file somewhere, and processed just like numbers, and in doing so lose our souls to BIG GOVERNMENT.

Now I can get back to filling out the market research form sent to me by Roy Morgan. They’re experts in what really makes society work. The lady was really nice, and you win a cash prize of ten thousand dollars if you’re a successful entry. Gotta get all the boxes ticked, and it took me over an hour to finish the survey. And at the end, the lady over the phone thanked me and told me I was helping Australia. Made me feel very good, that occasionally you can be apart of the big picture. There’s comfort in that.

The Magic Number is 77

77 first preference votes. Are you confused by the result? Malcolm Roberts aint.

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Erstwhile senator gives stirring rendition of; ‘Ricky don’t loose that number”

It took 77 first preference votes to get him there. And the Liberals and Greens should feel proud of themselves, an own goal. Malcolm reckons climate science is bunk. He’s dead right. On the telly, Malcolm put his business card down, ‘If anyone can prove climate science is not rubbish, let me know’. What proof do you need Malcolm? Your reef is almost 100% fucked. Yet you tell it as it is. That’s what we need in politics, Style. He has scientific evidence, he’s done the research himself.

Now we’ll get a Royal Commission into Islam. And dispose of pesky 18C. Bill Leake has fired the starters gun, It’s On!

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The new powerhouse of status quo politics. Enter the GREENS.

Remember when there was a marathon session to pass the senate reform legislation? It passed with the support of the Greens about lunchtime. It was later approved by the House of Representatives, 81 votes to 31. The legislation made it harder for micro parties to get elected, and was opposed by most of the cross bench. It worked like this: Rather than placing a “1” above the line on Senate ballot papers or numbering every box below the line, the proposal ranked votes 1 to 6 above the line in order of their preferences. Minor parties were longer able to swap preferences in order to secure Senate seats. On the night the legislation was passed, it was said the other Malcolm, (Malcolm Turnbull) proclaimed it “a great day for democracy”. Mathias Cormann rejoiced; ‘The bill would empower voters’. And from the safety of the lush green verdure of inner sanctidom, Lee Rhiannon, (NSW Leader of the Greens) decried Labor; “They’ve ended on the wrong side of history, they’ve been left in the back-room and there’s no back-room dealers in there with them,”

Penny Wong abraided the Greens and Coalition “a new dimension of closeness” between the two parties. And David Lyonhjelm, that creature of the DLP right announced; “We are today urging Australians who are sick of professional politicians to send a message to them that you will no longer tolerate having empty vessels occupying seats of our Parliament.” (When the DLP are making sense it’s time to worry).

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Keating, some of his best days still in front of him.

Penny and David are on the wrong side of history. A scintillating fragment from the comments section of the Guardian makes some sense. : The real problem with the Senate is that it is, in the words of Paul Keating, “unrepresentative swill.” You identify that WA, SA, and Qld benefit the Coalition greatly in the Senate. These states have a quarter of the population, at a rough estimate, as Vic. and NSW. The vote of a West Australian is worth four times the vote of a New South Welshman. This is a result of our Federation, but it is a federation that was drawn up at another time in history. It is time to ask whether this particular aspect of the Federation, that each state has the same number of seats in the Senate, is really democratic or useful in the 21st Century. This is where i would be looking to make real change. Indeed i would go so far as to suggest we should abolish the Senate altogether, but make voting for the House of Representatives a collegiate system, like the Senate, but where one vote one value is applied. I feel that the changes being made to the Senate seek simplicity rather than to advance our democracy, and will result on a less divers, and more concentrated Senate, which is perhaps going to lead, overall, to a less democratic Senate.

Be careful what you wish for. What is it we have? I thought electoral reform was about Fairness and Progress? Who would’ve thought.

Poetry Sunday 7 August 2016

Exhausted from last weeks Tour de Force, and aghast at the goings on in our churches, staff have worked tirelessly to bring clarity to the seminary story.

Cecil opened the batting with this:

There’s a Cardinal here in Australia
Who’s considered somewhat a failure
His name? Who can tell,
Yet he’s going to hell
For fondling young boys genitalia

To which Ira added:

Suffer the little children….
A cleric of boyish predilection,
Is charged with unholy dereliction.
If repentance alone
Won’t (God help him) atone,
Would a boot quash both his convictions?

God bless all here!
Caesar Buttox.

Then Lord Atney of Rozelle chimed in:
Gorgeous George, ’twas said
Always tucked the boys in bed
And night after night
Sins of a catamite
Were absolved with total remission:
Three Ave’s and a seminary emission 
And finally a rejoinder from the famous Art Choke.
Absent George is on Capitol Hill,
Being investigated by the Old Bill.
Should his schoolboy adventures
Result in jail’s censure,
His loss will leave big holes to fill!
Oh God! And I’ve composed this before Mass on the Sabbath!
Art. E. Choke.

MDFF 6 August 2016

Today’s dispatch is Ethnocide.  Originally dispatched on 20 January 2015

Bonjour mes amies,

My holiday reading included Stephen Clarke’s ‘1000 Years of Annoying the French’, a hilarious yet historically accurate take on English-French relations. That is, hilarious to all but French people and historically accurate from an Anglo-centric perspective.

Greg Champion’s French song….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDVP9KhsCb0

The book included many quotes, such as:
“History is a series of lies on which we agree”- Napoleon Bonaparte.
“English is just badly pronounced French”- Georges Clemenceau (1841-1929) French Prime Minister.
“deGaulle has a head like a banana and hips like a woman”- Hugh Dalton (a minister in Churchill’s government).
The latter quote was subsequently improved upon when paraphrased by Alexander Cadogan (Foreign Office) who replaced the banana with a pineapple.

The French presence in North America started as early as 1524. In 1713 King Louis XIV ceded all of French Canada to Britain (Treaty of Utrecht) including Acadie (Nova Scotia).

Untitled 60To rub salt in the wounds of any French Canadians reading this dispatch, King Louis XIV looked like this:

Small comfort that the ‘Sun King’ carked it two years aprés.

Between 1755 and 1763 an estimated 12,600 Acadiens were deported (out of a total of about 18,000).

Governor Lawrence gave the order to commence deportation. At Grand Pré, empty cargo ships arrived and all males over the age of ten were commanded to attend a meeting on pain of forfeiting goods and chattels.

Colonel Winslow told over 400 assembled men and boys that what he was about to do was very disagreeable to him “as I know it must be grievous to you who are of the same species”. Winslow went on to announce that “your land and tenements, cattle of all kinds and livestock of all sorts are forfeited to the Crown with all your other effects, savings, your money and household goods and you yourselves will be removed from this Province”. To show that the Brits believed in fair play Winslow furthermore told the shocked gathering that “I am through his Majesty’s goodness directed to allow you liberty to carry of your money and household goods as many as you can without discommoding the vessels you go in “. Never mind that after packing in the deportees no room for household goods remained.

[Review of Indigenous Education in the Northern Territory (2014): “The review supports the teaching of literacy in first language where feasible“ . Never mind the several decades in which attempts to make it feasible have suffered persistent socio-political and bureaucratic sabotage.]

Just in case you thought that politically opportunistic lying (such as ‘non-core promises’) was a recent phenomenon, Colonel Winslow promised that “whole families shall go in the same vessel”. Simultaneously Governor Lawrence sent an order to Colonel Monckton: ‘I would have you not wait for the wives and children coming in, but ship off the men without them’

Eventually women and children arrived to join the men, bringing as many belongings as they could carry, but despite British promises, these were left behind on the shore, to be ‘found’ five years later by English settlers.

The Guardian- 27 Nov.2014 (reporting on the closing down of the East Kimberley community of Oombulgurri):

“Finally, the 10 residents who resolutely stayed to the end were forcibly evicted, given just two days notice of eviction and allowed to bring only one box of belongings each. They had to leave behind cars, whitegoods, tools and personal possessions.”

The last (almost three thousand) deportees set sail, packed tightly as slaves in 14 vessels. If the Acadiens had had portholes they would have seen the smoke and flames rising from their settlements, as the soldiers burned houses and barns, to ensure the departure was final.

The West Australian- 26 June 2014:
“The Department of Housing confirmed this week about 44 houses and associated infrastructure like fencing, demountable school buildings, the power house, donga dwellings, various sheds and septic tanks would be buried ‘on-site’”

ABC News- 23 September 2014:
(Aboriginal Affairs Minister) Peter Collier said demolition was necessary to reduce further vandalism and theft, and to leave the site in a safe condition for future non-residential use by the traditional owners.

[Genius!!! Might this non-residential use include exploration for diamonds by non-traditional owners? Might the real reason be to ensure the departure was final?]

C’est pareil, n’est pas?

The self-proclaimed Prime Minister for Aborigines’ Government has cut funding to the  States for services to Homelands. The West Australian Government intends to close down 150 or so Aboriginal Communities…

A song dedicated to Tony Abbott and “Twiggy” Forrest:
Bob Dylan’s Positively 4th Street:

You’ve got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4cbfqUY2A8

jusqu’à ce que la prochaine fois

François

PS-
Survival International- January 2015:
“Throughout India, thousands of people are being illegally evicted from their ancestral homes in tiger reserves in the name of conservation”.

The tiger, he looked out of his cage and smiled
He said come here boy, I want to talk to you a while
He said I once was running wild and free, just the same as you
But it’s one step from the jungle to the zoo

It’s one step from the jungle to the zoo (woo hoo)
You better watch out or they’re gonna get you too (hm hm)
They’ll clip your claws, cut your hair, make a pussy cat out of you
It’s one step from the jungle to the zoo

He said son when you go running through the grass
You better look out for all the hidden traps
They’ll feed you sweets and goodies ’til you’re too fat to move
Then it’s one step from the jungle to the zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2CGYr6xoyE

 

Another little helper.

mal 1We at PCbcyCP would like to take out hat off to Mr Malcolm Roberts, the new One Nation member in the senate. Just moments after the federal Science Minister Mr Greg Hunt, (the former worlds best) dedicated himself to re-funding climate science at the CSIRO, Mr Roberts has made it quite clear what he thinks of climate science. Not much it would seem. Big Coal must be truly delighted, and we are absolutely relieved as well. Without Tony, things were getting a bit on the boring side, and old ‘Robbo’, proves once again, that though people may question the overwhelming evidence as is their right, there’s something quaint, about the special capacity of Queenslander’s to bring up the odd anomaly. To give complimentary balance to the likes of George, our very own Christiansen. And give voice to all those marginalised Queenslander’s who stoically believe the earth is flat, and the status of their greatest natural asset, (the Lesser Barrier Reef) immaterial. Our very own version of the Tea Party who have cleverly hijacked the tactics of the left in asserting their underdog status. A clarion call to those amongst us who are more than pre Copernican, but ‘post Gallipollian’, in their outlook.

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Apologies. The previous image was WRONG! Though we’re sure the politcian Malcolm Robert’s is potentially a great singer as well as orator, we indulge you with this photograph which is absolutely correct.

Here’s a fragment lifted from the ABC ‘Mr Roberts, a prominent climate change sceptic with the Galileo Movement, also renewed calls for an inquiry into CSIRO’s climate change research. Mr Roberts, whose latest press release stated that he “spent the last nine years working pro bono checking alarmist climate claims”, said he wanted to repeal any legislation put in place “as a result of the claim that humans affect global climate as a result of our use of hydrocarbons fuels, coal, oil, natural gas”. Describing himself as a scientist, he said “we need to stop these ridiculous lies based on climate”. “I went looking into the agencies that have been spreading the climate science”. “I started finding out things about the CSIRO and Bureau of Meteorology. That led me then to the UN which has been driving this. Then I started following the money trails. It’s important to understand the motives.”

Understood! And whilst we’re at it, an insistence that the protective 18C be removed from the racial discrimination act. They needn’t bother, after Bill Leak’s cartoon in the Oz, no one’s clearly interested in niceties.

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Rather than debase ourselves with the recent racist Leake cartoon, we ‘d like to indulge you with this splendid page taken from the One Nation children’s reader, ” When I grow Up”. Soon to be adopted by the Queensland Government as the standard reader for all “native” First Australians. Scene depicts “correct” virtues of cleanliness, manliness, housekeeping and appropriate attire.

On a lighter note, as editorial balance, we give you this fragment from a reader, to suggest that there is still poetic grace, and deep reflection amongst the more noble minded. And like those ambitious Queenslander’s who seek to change the world, it’s most reassuring.

‘Dear Siraw Madam, ‘It is, I feel, at this critical juncture, and at this point in time and now more than ever, absolutely necessary to point out our absolute commitment to, and utter concern for, our faithful readership We will not shirk, fail or fall down on this though cowards mock and patriots jeer, or people cross themselves (or the road)  whenever we approach. We must nail our collars to the sticky place and if necessary, act abrasively when we put our shoulders to the grindstone and our nose to the weal (the Commonweal, of course) in the passionate belief that truth will ultimately triumph going forward. This however is not to say or indeed cast aspersions upon the practice of going backwards which must be disassociated completely from that common condition of ‘being backward’ which is both a backward step as well as not the same thing at all.  If a person is discovered to be in fact travelling backwards this condition only ceases to be legitimate if the person travelling backward is actually discovered to be, in fact, backward. In this case it becomes necessary to forward the  backward patient to the back ward of a forward hospital so that he may be moved forward and backward (back ward to  fore ward) thus bringing the backward condition forward and showing we are not backward, going forward, in coming forward. Now if all that is clear…’?

Clear as!

You have our permission to enjoy the weekend now!

Anthrax in Siberia

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Former Russian Winter Olympics Village in Siberia. Now used as a low cost, eco-friendly accommodation for out of favour oligarchs.

Really, dear reader we try not to take things too seriously. The upcoming Royal Commission into alleged abuse at the Don Dale reception centre is just one instance. We know the result, and it makes us catatonic with laughter. We laugh because we know as you do that it’ll make no difference. An ill educated, poorly paid lower tier flunkey will be castigated, some prosecutions may follow. Ultimately the orthodoxy that allows such insanity to continue will carry on regardless. Similarly we know that humanity has nothing to do with the Olympics. Perhaps in Periclean times it may have. Now it’s a macabre, grotesque pantomime of puffed up nationalism, hollowness and the confirmation that society’s descent into serfdom is almost complete.

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New Winter Olympic Uniform undergoing trials in Siberia

Perhaps that’s why there’s pull back from the upcoming census. It’s not a fear of big brother, that motivates people not to fill in their census forms, but a fear, (more terrifying) that the data will be stolen. Sequestered by a corporates to be converted into more grist for the mill. Twenty first century capitalism is feeling a lot like nineteenth century capitalism. We all share this sneaking suspicion as economies grind to a halt, and the billionaires consume more and more, that something‘s gotta give. Last time it was a global war. Famine? A super epidemic? Revolution and cataclysmic shock?

It’s something much more banal, it’s anthrax in Siberia.

thingThe permafrost is thawing. Like John Carpenter’s adaptation of the classic ‘Who goes there’?, the thaw in the ice is revealing a terrible reality. Billions of tons of methane, carbon and combustible material is being converted. It’s not the ice caps dear, they’re fucked already. And no one really cares. Nor is it not the Great Barrier Reef, the mangroves, the kelp forests and the biota of this great southern land. It’s something so acute the rest of it pales into insignificance. My advice is, if you’ve had a good life enjoy it while you can. And if you’ve just taken a trip to the United States, savour the last days of an Edwardian summer before the oncoming oblivion.

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Accomodation in Siberia. What a hole!

Today all indices of global warming have shown the melt down to be exponential, geometric, off the scale. This will make the Black Death look like a picnic, the First World War a hiccup ,and the eternal unquestionable sacred flame of Gallipoli a pin prick. Armageddon is here, and governments aren’t able to face it. It realIy doesn’t matter about what John, George and Tony did to Iraq and in so doing precipitate the next hundred years war. The next war will be one of resources, for air, water and food to sustain us. And the Earth will exact revenge!!! The future is gone. Hail the cockroaches, or other species that will celebrate the new order once we’re wiped out. We bought it upon ourselves, and naked greed bought us undone. Serves us right.

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Artists Impression of new Olympic Village in Siberia for the 2024 Games. Scene depicts Australian winter olympic team completing glorious victory march with torches and fireworks spectacular.

The climate was just too hard for our programmed short termism. Much rather the games and action in the pool cos whilst ‘climate science is crap’, Russia is depleted and that can only mean one thing. Australia may win GOLD!

Latest from Rio.

 Dear reader, we know you’re excited about the Olympics, so here’s the first of our Olympic installments. ‘Live’ as they say from RIO.

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‘Zika’ Official mascot of the Rio Olympics. Being trialled by IOC commissioners.

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The spirit of Gallipoli is eternal.

A suite of unusual un-official events have followed closely on the heels of the opening of the Olympic village. The large mosquito “Zika” (the official mascot) will fly over the Olympic fraternity, and poor outcast, squatters of the Favella, have volunteered to be cleansed from the Olympic movement by voluntarily relinquishing their homes to developers. A symbol of reciprocity to the IOC officials who have gained so much in the pursuit of international excellence and some small measure of personal wealth to themselves.

The chef de mission of the Australian team, Titty Chilla, has remarked upon how fortunate the team is in having adapted substandard plumbing into ‘a world class upgrade’ ‘The toilets provide all round protection from opportunistic theft, by overflowing and thus creating an impenetrable wall of water. It’s adapted by the periscope rifles used at Gallipoli. Proof once again that Australia is a world leader for innovation’.

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Our defence agianst opportunistic theft.

Recent theft from the village is spiraling out of control, with the team losing in one night their mascot, flags, official speedos and condom dispensing machines. Kitty was on hand to describe the latest third world outrage: ‘I can understand the poor wanting our mascots, and superior swimwear, but stealing our condoms is a desperate measure’, and pointing to the burgeoning Faavella’s, ‘it aint working’. A special flight, of RAAF Hercules, laden with official Australian Olympic team clothing has gone missing on the tarmac. The items were recently spotted at Copa Cabana, where it is believed that budgie smugglers are all the rage amongst the more adventurous transgender community. Items of which were observed for sale in the poorer parts of Rio. Or as locals describe it, the other ‘99% off Sale’.

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Favella denizens rapturously greet an IOC official party.

Speaking to the Commissioner of Rio police, the crime wave, he likened to a human tide, and he expects, most poor people, ‘to be transmigrated to a jungle somewhere. and their former homes converted into real estate’. He elaborated, ‘It’s a bit like in your country’, (pointing to a map of Australia), once no one wanted to live in these places, but now, it’s some of the most expensive real estate in the world, and like you’ve demonstrated, we just move em on’. Asked if this was a human rights issue? he replied, ‘Human rights? This is the Olympics fer chrissakes,” to whit he convulsed with laughter.

There are no cheap seats these Olympics, only the upper tier of Brazilian society may attend and those with affiliated memberships. Asked who they were, ‘Oh the usual shady characters, IOC officials, international drug runners, property tycoons, Russian kleptocrats, senior members of the Chinese Communist Party, shady plutocrats, bankers, and a special seating reserved for the most powerful man in the world’. ‘Donald Trump’? we asked. ‘Nah, you should know he’s won gold for kleptocracy, your very own Rupert Murdoch’.

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Going for GOLD! Former P.M as an ambitious young man.

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Former P.M. A shadow of his former self.

Speaking at the podium the former Australian chef de mission, Mr Kevan Gosper spoke of the coming of age of the Olympic movement, ‘I’m justifiably proud, once upon a time the Olympics were conducted as an example of kinship and egality, tempered by athletic excellence. It never worked. Now its sponsored by the IOC, international banking, and corporations to give is the results we pay for. And these results are Gold’. As a postscript it seems unlikely that former P.M Kevin Rudd, will be picking up Gold in his ambition to be Secretary General of the UN. This is a tragic event for another ambitious Queenslander, but perhaps in hindsight in these troubled times represents GOLD not only for Australia, but the rest of the world. It’s symbolic in a way of what we hope to do in the Olympics. Punch above our weight, and bring home GOLD.

Regarding Anglo-French relations.

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Tarquin O’Flaherty, as a young man.

I recently re-discovered a reference by the writer of the Musical Dispatches from the Front, (published in this blog on Saturdays) to a book written by Stephen Clarke with this wonderful title 1000 Years of Annoying the French.  After reading this review I asked the team if any of them had read the book.  Tarquin O’Flaherty came back with this splendid response.

Regarding Anglo-French relations.
There’s a pretence in England, a blind unshakeable belief that some sort of ‘Entente Cordiale’ exists, and has always existed, between the English and the French, that somehow an unbroken chain of kinship has always existed between the two of them. This is (not to put too fine a point on it) exquisite bollox. The reality is that, since Henry  destroyed the monasteries, butchered the monks, stole all their money, then appointed himself head of the (no Popery) Church of England, the English (like all barbarians) have regarded their (Catholic) French neighbours as, well… weird. To begin with, those awkward Frenchies stubbornly refused to become Protestants (how dare they?) even when it was as plain as the nose on your face that it was an increasingly profitable thing to do. Henry the Eighth, for example, became as rich as Croesus by the ludicrously simple expedient of destroying forever some of the greatest medieval examples of perpendicular architecture ever to grace the face of England. Why couldn’t the French do the same? What the hell was the matter with them?frog 3
The French, by contrast and to this day, remain as poor as church mice, though their own perpendicularities, most notably those at Rouen, Rheims and Notre Dame, stubbornly refuse to follow the English pattern and become, as in England, architectural graveyards.

Besides hating the French (for both being French and not speaking English) England also hated them for the French Revolution. For certain sections of the community, things had been ‘absolutely super’ in England for centuries. Then the tedious French poor, ‘Les Miserables’ took to the streets,  the Guillotine went to people’s heads and the entire apple-cart was upset frightfully. Suddenly, in England, there was the terrifying possibility that the British lower orders might actually take exception to being treated like dogs and take to behaving abominably, in the manner of the French. This wouldn’t do at all. The English aristocracy, it would seem, had even less enthusiasm for decapitation than their French cousins.  Absolutely against their better judgement, but grudgingly aware of the lack of alternatives, they granted the vote to selected members of the new English middle class, a cut-throat rabble of moneyed factory owners and employers who, immediately on assuming power, implemented laws to control the lower orders!frog 1

Now you can plainly see quite how much difficulty the French Revolution had caused the long suffering British aristocracy. If the French had simply held their nerve and killed a few people, much as the English had done, then all would have been well, and normal levels of exploitation might have been resumed without difficulty. But, oh dear me no. Those pesky French…. Is it any wonder the English look upon them with mind-boggling incomprehension?

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Stephen Clarke

Of course there is one thing more, one simple thing that really contributes to the English hatred of the French and that is their confounded superiority. The French are past masters of this art and the English truly hate them for it.  The Poms try hard, I’ll give you that, but it’s a pathetic show, a pale imitation. The French are superbly, scintillatingly superior. They can do it with a panache, a Gallic flair that leaves the Brit grovelling in the dust. By contrast, the English, in their misguided attempts to compete, have wholly misread French elan to the degree where they believe that ‘Gallic flair’ is a French pair of trousers.

Essentially, the difference between the two is virtually irreconcilable and may be summed up in the following anonymous observation:

A Frenchman would rather eat well than own a house.

An Englishman will own a house even if he has to starve to get it.

Reservoir,

Brock L. Lee.

Justice in the N.T

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We’ve come a long way in twenty five years. And the good news is, “All the Indices are Up’!

As proven in the Aboriginal deaths in custody Royal Commission, when a desire is expressed by government to really focus upon trenchant human rights issues affecting the criminal justice system’s impact on first australians, a Royal Commission is a very effective tool indeed. And after the appalling acts of bastardry in evidence at the Don Dale facility in the NT, we know that there’ll be some pretty serious top shelf legals who’ll be onto the case.

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Maintaining the status quo. Three wise white men.

Take the man heading up the enquiry, Mr Martin, the former N.T Chief Justice. He’s got a handle on N.T Law, and how it works. Just a few years ago he gave those boys a couple of years for ‘good naturedly’ killing an Alice Springs indigenous local. He understood, that he had to look after their welfare needs. In sentencing he said that the impact of being imprisoned in a local jail, (which was full of first australians ) necessitated a short sentence and protection from the locals because they would suffer harm. What he was trying to say is that the criminal justice system is geared to the indigenous population. White folks (like us) really don’t belong in local jails. And racist, white thugs, would get a really hard time inside. That’s why you’ve gotta look after them. Its all very well banging on about justice but some folks need protection. And if they let off a bit of steam, run amuk and kill some poor defenceless bastard by kicking, jumping and pulverising his head, they can’t really be expected to suffer the full impact of the law, same as the black folks do.

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NT prisons. Growth Industry model . Think of it in terms of ‘a real estate boom for blackfellas’.

They’re (the other locals) are used to it. They get to jail for non-payment of fines, for living on useful land, and for just being in the way. And more often than not they’ll go to jail for doing what the other (white) folks do. And that is the substantial difference that people down south just don’t get.

Mr Martin will get on top of this issue, and it’s reassuring to know that a Royal Commission will follow hot on the heels of The Carney review of NT juvenile justice in 2011, and the Vita Review of the NT Youth Detention System in early 2015. On top of that, Amnesty International released their report in June 2015 showing the; ‘massive over-representation of Indigenous children in juvenile justice and specifically drawing attention to problems with juvenile detention in the NT’ (ABC). Also,  the Australian Children’s Commissioners and Guardians released a paper called ‘Human rights standards in youth detention facilities in Australia: the use of restraint disciplinary regimes and other specified practices‘. Though It was quite a good read, we can’t expect it to be quite as good as the Royal Commission report, which will be really thorough. No one read the others, and even if they did, they chose to ignore the findings. That’s why we need a Royal Commission. At least the members of the system that perpetuate the system will be really well paid. Bloody well paid. They’ll listen this time. And to quote from the ABC, “A Royal Commission can document the wrongs done and harms caused, provide recommendations to correct our failings and become a benchmark for future discussion of the issues”.

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Maintaining the status quo.

That’s what we need, more discussion. The principal aim of this Royal Commission will be to see that there are tangible answers. Only an all-white oligarchy of legal professionals can do this. They’ve given us paperless arrests, the scope is proven, and they know how to stop the rot. No use allowing any representation from any local, aboriginals. They don’t have a grasp of the law, and its benefit in preserving a way of life, protecting our values, and enshrining our nationhood. How could they understand that. It’s deep seated, part of cultural DNA.

 

There’s an enormous bureaucracy in the N.T. and there’s a reassuring knowledge, that ‘after all the dust has settled’ it’ll be ‘business as usual’. Carry on, and stay calm. And that’s a certainty you can rely on. It’s that simple. And if you don’t think its thorough, take a look at the terms of reference.

It’s all there in black and white. –

Poetry Sunday 31 July 2016

Today, our poetry Editor, Ira Maine Esq gives us wonderful commentary to accompany the poem.

William Butler Yeats’ a poem by Alec Derwent Hope.

To have found at last that noble, candid speech
In which all things worth saying may be said,
Which, whether the mind asks, or the heart bids, to each
Affords its daily bread:

To have been afraid neither of lust nor hate’
To have shown the dance and when the dancer ceased,
The bloody head of prophecy on a plate
Borne in at Herod’s feast.

To have loved the bitter, lucid mind of Swift,
Bred passion against the times, made wisdom strong;
To have sweetened with your pride’s instinctive gift
The brutal mouth of song;

To have shared with Blake uncompromising scorn
For art grown smug and clever, shown your age
The virgin leading home the unicorn
And loosed his sacred rage-

But more than all, when from my arms she went
That blessed my body all night, naked and near,
And all was done, and order and content
Closed the Platonic Year,

Was it not chance alone that made us look
Into the glass of the Great Memory
And know the eternal moments, in your book,
That we had grown to be?

AND now for Ira Maine’s commentary.

The Australian poet Alec Derwent Hope (1907- 2000) spent all his life in the twentieth century, was eleven years old at the end of the Great War, danced the Charleston in the Twenties, survived the Depression, the Hitler War, Joe McCarthy, Carnaby Street and even Elvis. He was around for Kennedy’s murder, and Thatcher and Reagan’s gradual, gluttonous triumphs. He was also there to witness a reprise of Shakespeare’s Macbeth as the Bush’s closed on the centres of power. And then he was dead.

The Irish poet,William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) on the other hand was a 19th century man, in his forties before the Australian poet was born. Yeats had spent his middle-class Protestant life as a young man on horses or in carriages or being shunted around the countryside in trains. In the late 19th century he was unmarried and spent his time being influenced by the Impressionists, ravished by Art Nouveau and louche in the company of Beardsley, Bosey and Oscar Wilde. He was old enough too, undoubtedly, to perhaps even view with disdain and regard  as a commonplace the Dickensian world of workhouses, appalling poverty and endless exploitation.

It is perhaps then, more than surprising that a  chord was struck within him when a few Irish poets, writers and artists, wholly unfit for their task, in 1916 Dublin, decided to declared war on England. To any sensible mind, this enterprise was an unmitigated disaster. Within a week, and by overwhelming force, the British Army captured every one of these creative lunatics, stood them up against the wall and shot them.

Yeats is galvanized, one might almost say revolutionized, not just by these deaths but by this sudden, extraordinary transformation of ordinary people into something extraordinary. These people are not dead because they took on some fashionable, easily assumed and easily discarded belief; they are dead because they had deliberately chosen to die. They knew that a handful of armed men in a few buildings around Dublin hadn’t a snowball’s chance in Hell against the British Army. They were also aware of the punishment for treason. The whole purpose of their tiny ‘revolution’ was the ancient, atavistic belief in the idea of a blood sacrifice; that only by giving their lives in this way might their aims be achieved.

I wonder sometimes whether the following lines ( from Yeat’s poem, ‘Easter 1916’) refer to  Yeat’s view of this sacrifice, and it’s transformative effect on the world, or perhaps a secret and deeply private transformation within Yeats himself. Perhaps it was both.

‘…all’s changed, changed utterly; a terrible beauty is born…’

Before the 1914-18 War, Yeats wrote “Leda and the Swan’ a hugely romantic poem dealing with the myth concerning Zeus and his ravishing of Leda, who, as a result, will give birth to Helen of Troy. After the Easter Rebellion in Dublin, after the sacrifice, Yeats wrote ‘Easter 1916’ and later on ‘Sailing to Byzantium’. These are poems of extraordinary power and grandeur and are unquestionably the product of a mind ‘…changed utterly…’ in direction, focus and maturity by both the idea and the reality of the blood sacrifice.

Alec Derwent Hope wrote a poem entitled ‘William Butler Yeats’.

The poem is a homage, one poet to another.

The poem opens with;

‘To have found at last, that candid, noble speech
In which all things worth saying may be said…’

This is Hope complimenting Yeats on his way with words, on having finally arrived at a capacity for  ‘…noble, candid speech…’

But it is not just that. It is Hope’s observation that Yeat’s way of using words, of expressing himself, is something that all poets should strive for, and may only be arrived at, ‘found at last…’ through experience and application.

The next three verses, or stanzas if you will, deal with the passing of centuries. Yeats has used the myths and legends of those centuries as a basis for his work. In the first of these three Alec Hope mentions ‘…the dance and when the dancer ceased…’

This is the famous question posed by Yeats in one of his poems; ‘…how can we tell the dancer from the dance?…’

If we watch a flamenco dancer for instance, as she whirls and claps, stampimg the floor, the woman and the dance are one. They are indistinguishable. You cannot say where the dance stops and the woman begins.

And of course, in Hope’s poem the dancer is also Salome, who asked for the head of John the Baptist, ‘…the bloody head of prophecy…’ at ‘…Herod’s feast…’

Then AD Hope says something wonderful, a few gloriously creative words which splendidly expresses how he feels about Yeats and demonstrates that Hope himself is up there with the best of them.

‘…to have loved the bitter, lucid mind of Swift….to have sweetened with your instinctive gift, the brutal mouth of song…’

Oh God, wouldn’t you give your left tit to have written that……?

Hope is talking here of Jonathon Swift, author of Gullivers Travels and Dean of St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin.

A few lines further on and we are in William Blake country, the country of ‘…dark satanic mills…’ and Blake’s horror of the exploitation of men, women and kids in the cause of the Industrial Revolution.

Blake and Swift, Alec Hope tells us, are two amongst many who had a major influence on the development of Yeats as a poet. And Yeats in his turn has had an equally profound influence on Hope himself, as we can plainly see.

And then that mysterious line; ‘…shown your age the virgin leading home the unicorn…’

Hope does not mean that Yeats is showing his age here. What is being suggested is that Yeats, by establishing the Irish National Theatre, with initially a heavy emphasis on Irish mythology, he was showing the Irish literary public (to have ‘…shown your age…’) the absolute necessity of re-establishing a distinctive Irish culture which had been forbidden by the ruling English establishment.

‘…The virgin leading the unicorn…’ is Hope’s splendid way of suggesting that Irish mythology demanded to be  brought back to its traditional place and long concealed, distinctive Irish custom and habit be re-established.

I am uncertain about the last two stanzas of Hope’s poem.

In Yeat’s poem,  ‘The song of the wandering Aengus’  Aengus has caught a fish, a trout, which turns magically into…

‘…it had become a glimmering girl, with apple blossoms in her hair,
who called me by my name and ran, and vanished in the brightening air…’

Aengus spends forever, perhaps eternity wandering the world in search of this magical creature. Hope, in my view, in the last eight lines of his poem, has himself become Aengus and at last has been reunited with his ‘…glimmering girl…’ who has ‘…blessed his body all night…’ but it is many thousands of years later, at the close of the Platonic Year, about 25,000 years later.

And here in the last verse. Aengus and the glimmering girl are looking back in time, from thousands of years in the future, looking back and saying that the immortal Yeats has not only made them immortal, but every poem ‘…in your book…’ will live forever.

Alec Derwent Hope, this a splendid poem, an unselfish celebration of a great man, a man you patently hold in very high esteem. I shall pay a great deal more attention to your work in the future.

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