Poetry Sunday 5 July 2015

Tell Me Not Here, It Needs Not Saying – by Alfred Edward Housman  (comments by Ira Maine, Poetry Editor, follow the poem)

Tell me not here, it needs not saying,
What tune the enchantress plays
In aftermaths of soft September
Or under blanching mays,
For she and I were long acquainted
And I knew all her ways.

On russet floors, by waters idle,
The pine lets fall its cone;
The cuckoo shouts all day at nothing
In leafy dells alone;
And traveller’s joy beguiles in autumn
Hearts that have lost their own.

On acres of the seeded grasses
The changing burnish heaves;
Or marshalled under moons of harvest
Stand still all night the sheaves;
Or beeches strip in storms for winter
And stain the wind with leaves.

Posses, as I possessed a season,
The countries I resign,
Where over elmy plains the highway
Would mount the hills and shine,
And full of shade the pillared forest
Would murmur and be mine.

For nature, heartless, witless nature,
Will neither care nor know
What stranger’s feet may find the meadow
And trespass there and go,
Nor ask amid the dews of morning
If they are mine or no.

Comments by Ira Maine, Poetry Editor

Alfred Edward Houseman (1859-1936) was educated at Oxford, and was as queer as a two pound note. He fell in love with a fellow student, one Moses Jackson, a first class science student and athlete. Jackson was, unfortunately for A.E., heartbreakingly heterosexual and Housman’s advances were gently repulsed. It would seem that Housman never really recovered from this rejection and remained in touch and on friendly terms with Jackson until Jackson died some time later.

Houseman enjoyed a hugely distinguished academic career, first as Professor of Latin at University College, London and then at Cambridge, where he spent the rest of his academic life.

Undoubtedly, his poem ‘The Shropshire Lad’ is his most famous work, and within which, as nowhere else, he attempts to talk about and discuss his homosexuality. It must be remembered that he is living at a time of high Victorian respectability, that terrifying era which included the hounding of Oscar Wilde, his incarceration in Reading Gaol and the damnable Marquess of Queensbury. The suggestion, the merest hint of homosexuality could ruin a man’s reputation forever. Cloaked in poetic stanzas however, things might be usefully said out of reach of the rabble and the gutter press.

‘Peccatum illud horribile,inter Christianos non nominandum’

(The sin so horrible not to be named among Christians)

Whoever thought this statement up didn’t know much about Christ’s followers…

Putting a statement like this into Latin gives it an almost Biblical polish and is calculated to suggest to the unwary that it is the word of God. It isn’t, it’s the word of man, of powerful and dangerous forces who make laws to suit the fashion of the moment, and would have us believe their ill-educated, narrow intolerance has real worth. A typical example of this was the British press back in the sixties who represented gays as child molesters and marijuana as addictive as heroin.

Enough.

As you are all undoubtedly aware, ‘The Shropshire Lad’ is not something I can attempt to deal with easily. It is an extraordinarily long poem which is absolutely glorious but will take a considerable bit of sorting out and would require a series of essays over several Sundays. In the interim, I would like to talk about a much shorter poem of Housman’s which has no name and, as is often the case, is known to us simply by its first line-

‘Tell me not here, it needs not saying,…’

Houseman’s poems came to him, he tells us, in fits and starts. Sometimes a verse, sometimes a line or a simple phrase would badger him for weeks until the partly created poem demanded it be written down.  Once this was done it would often take him months to flesh out  the original idea or phrase.

In the first six lines of this poem , you can almost imagine its author  shaking his head in reply to some idiot question being asked of him by either a student or a fellow academic  who had just read the poem. This is what I thought at first, but this makes no allowance for the fact that this is Alfred Edward Housman and I should have given him greater credit.

What is really going on here, I believe is that the poet is addressing you and I, the reader on the subject of the creative imagination. He cannot explain to anyone else the effect the countryside has upon him, ‘…the tune the enchantress plays…’, as Autumn’s beauty or the white-flowered Springtime display of hawthorn (known colloquially as ‘May’) enchant the senses.All he knows is that for as long as he can remember, ‘…she and I were long acquainted, and I knew all her ways…’

In the second and third verses Housman enumerates how he ‘…knew all her ways…’ and how important they were to him.

Pine needles create ‘…russet floors…’ the sound of the cuckoo in the forest, and the way Clematis Vitalba, (traveller’s joy) in  full Autumn blossom, line the roadsides and bring joy to the passersby.

In the third verse Autumn will slowly turn and vast fields of hay or wheat turn from green to gold as the wind rushes through them ‘…the changing burnish heaves…’

For anyone whose stood and watched a paddock of wheat being moved by the wind, there’s an almost indescribable impression created. It is as if the whole golden ‘…burnish[ed]’ paddock were alive and dancing.

Then the reapers arrive, cut and stook the sheaves where they sit ‘…marshalled under moons of harvest…’ to dry out in the paddock.

Finally the winter winds arrive, strip the trees bare of leaves and everything settles in for Winter.

All of the foregoing, and much more, Housman tells us, went to create his capacity to hear the tune of the enchantress. Housman makes no mention here of his Muse, but that is indeed who his enchantress is. The spirit, the guardian angel who created in him his love of the natural world and his need to set his words to poetry.

Now, he says to us all, all this can be yours but only if you ‘…possess as I possessed a season…’

Housman is getting older, and is content to ‘…resign…’ the countries his imagination owned, to fresh hands, perhaps yours or mine or somebodys.

The last verse splendidly states that ‘…heartless, witless Nature…’ despite the attention that I, Alfred Edward Housman have lavished on you over the years, ‘…will neither care nor know…’ whether you the reader or Housman has been there in search of inspiration. You may love Nature and be inspired by her beauty, and rightly so, but don’t be mistaken. Nature does not love you in return. Nature is, when push comes to shove, indifferent to you. She is there, available to you, with all of her charms on display, for you to swoon and drool over, to provide you with food and drink, the pleasures of the world and the opportunity to astonish the world with your genius. She provides you in the end, with life. What you do with that life is your affair.

This last verse might also be read as Housman’s realization that ‘…what stranger’s feet….may trespass there and go…’ might mean that a better poet than he might draw his inspiration, ‘…may find the meadow…’ from these very fields and forests that Housman ‘owned’ and, as is the nature of things, do a much better job than Housman. Nature accepts these things as a matter of course.  Housman sees this as inevitable. We however have a different view. We see Housman’s work as worthwhile and enduring. That is why we are discussing his poetry. It doesn’t matter who comes along afterwards. Housman has earned himself a high place, an honourable place in the history of the creative arts.

MDFF 4 July 2015

This Dispatch was first released on 25 June 2012

G’day,
I’ve often maintained that the Dispatches write themselves. A friend made my day, sent me the attached (below) stupendous flow chart.

Go with the flow… http://youtu.be/gVUfju_kn04

Canada’s National Aboriginal Day is held annually on June 21 to celebrate the unique heritage, diverse cultures, and outstanding achievements of the nation’s Aboriginal peoples. There are three Aboriginal groups in Canada – the First Nations, Inuit and Métis peoples.

On the very same day (21st.June) in Australia this year we celebrated the 5th. anniversary of the shock and awe announcement of the Intervention (Northern Territory Emergency Response-NTER).

It is great to see how Australia ‘the land of the fair go’, Australia ‘the clever country’ is ‘moving forward’.

Advance Australia Fair…. http://youtu.be/xiEycVMKoJo

Those Canadians haven’t a clue. Oh Canada…. http://youtu.be/V8Z-ZC4P4q0  Bet they don’t have a fabulous flow chart like ours.

All you need do is open the attached legendary flow chart, and the wonderful world of Closing the Gap, moving forward to Stronger Futures will be revealed to you.

You will also see that all the heavy lifting from deciding what needs to be done to doing it is almost exclusively done by non-Aborigines.

All yapa need do is relax sit back and watch the Gap Closing without lifting a finger, all in the English Language with a POA (Plethora of Acronyms) as they are propelled into Stronger Futures.

Hallelujah!  http://youtu.be/lUHqt4SldHE  (Someday I’ll tell you how in 1955, I was smuggled into el Teatro Colón where the Thomaner choir were performing, but that is another story)

Honestly, take the trouble to open the attached breathtaking flow chart, it will make your day. You will be enchanted.

Some enchanted evening…..

http://youtu.be/4pqRl2GH_uc  (In Darwin there was a house that had a bed-sheet sign hanging from the balcony…. “The Perry Como Fan Club” … one of life’s regrets, despite being tempted I didn’t join up- Cyclone Tracy blew their sign away)

Presumably the Northern Territory Police falls within the blue box ‘Other State/NT Agencies’ on the fantastic flow chart.

Yuendumu Police put up a sign that includes the following: “ Police would like to remind all residents that all MVR (Motor Vehicle Registry) business is still conducted on a Wednesday at the Yuendumu Police Station however if this does not suit there are two MVR offices located in Alice Springs operating Monday-Friday. If your vehicle is unregistered and/or un-roadworthy DO NOT DRIVE IT !!!!! …”

They forgot to add the welcome news that on Monday-Friday there are also MVR offices operating at Tennant Creek, Katherine and Darwin.

On several occasions I have informed Dispatchees that Alice Springs is app. 300 Km due east-south of here. I have also informed you that the distance from Limburg to Friesland (one extreme of the Netherlands to the other) of my country of birth is also app.300Km.

Have you read Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 ?

If you can think of how a Yuendumu resident can get to the MVR in Alice Springs with an unregistered vehicle without driving it, please let me know.

Have you read Phillip Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint ? Why do I think the designers of the mind-blowing flow chart suffer from it?

See ya’s

Frank

PS At the risk of overdoing the bliss and happiness this Dispatch has brought you, here a couple of songs:
http://youtu.be/eu8uMmRGKHo
http://youtu.be/yBFjrVSy0CY
Flow Chart

 

Endangered Species

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Fecund Featherbedder. Ascendant Species.

Dear readership, we continue our fascinating article detailing the decline of the Lesser Consultant.. Will it be extincted??  read on…

Surprised and perplexed we went in search of the LC, and (without irony) consulted the worlds authority on the subject, Professor Quentin Cockburn, current reader in Social Anthropology at the Lomberg , Australian Consensus Centre Advisory Council, University of Western Australia. ‘I can only say, as the LC was ideas based, and innovation based, It’s gone the way of the motor industry and research into renewables. It failed to recognise that our service based economy would render it obsolete. We offered it termination packages, but obtusely it couldn’t accept the notion that nonconformity was outmoded, obsolete. And in matters ancillary to this, (with emphasis) dress code, demeanor and attitudinal imperfections it just wouldn’t fit in’.. In some cases, (points to map of Australia) we’ve witnessed complete species extinction. It’s worse than the what the rabbits did. Asked for examples he pointed to the emergence of the ‘Lesser Academe’, (spuriosa conformis) and the ‘Fecund Featherbedder’ (sinecuris satrapsis).

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lesser academe (female)

These two species hybridised. There is possibly a root cause. Both the academic and the Featherbedder filled a niche formerly occupied by the lesser sub consultant. It’s sad really. As the universities became less thinking orientated and more process orientated we saw the extinction of thought and ideas and its replacement by these two sub species, Nowadays, (he shrugs audibly) all we have in these institutions is the Featherbedder. It outclassed the lesser consultant due to its capacity to integrate into any environment

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lesser academe (male)

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Free Ranging Polymath. DANGEROUS!!

and assume by cultural osmosis a superficial appearance of competence and intelligence. Because it was overtly supine, had a highly developed survival instinct and stood for nothing it was supremely adaptable. Its awareness of the subversive danger of good ideas and thinking made it pre-eminent, and as you can see, (points to chart, “Tertiary Education Australia”) now there’s nothing else it’s a complete monoculture, possibly, and I use this reservedly, worse than the Crown of Thorns Starfish’. ‘Hmmm.’ The Professor continued abstractedly; ‘Still with no confirmed sightings, and inconclusive conjecture, suggestions poured in from allied anthropological Institutions, (the IPA and Grattan Institute) that the LC, was indeed eking out a living as an illustrator of sorts. We obtained evidence of scrawls on paper and screwed up yellow trace. Following a lead we asked the Institute of Architects. Their chair provided us with this startling observation; “It seems that rather than disappearing altogether this species has mutated to some degree, and may re-emerge. Though we have no record of any sightings in our institutions we have noticed via complaints to our directorate that the LC may have morphed, transmutated into the FRP, (the Free Ranging Polymath). We don’t see a threat yet, but polymaths are generally unemployable and hard to predict. The real threat is that they be taken seriously. Fortunately with our current Federal Government emphasis on service industry growth, and the rise of the LD, and the UM this is unlikely. With full automation predicted for all planning departments and the refinement of the supercomputer VCAT, all outcomes will be predetermined and lead to greater efficiencies in development and Investment. We cannot see the LC making any impact upon this growth strategy in the foreseeable future.

We are deeply concerned. To assist us in our search please contact either Quentin Cockburn or Cecil Poole at Passive Complicity.

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Underpaid menial. Wages grafted to ensure comfort of Fecund Featherbedder

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Lesser Dolt. Species expanding rapidly to fill imagination vacuum in Management.

Endangered Species

It has been noted that the Lesser Consultant is in decline. Expressing concern the Federal Minister for the Environment Mr Greg Hunt, (not to be confused with Michael) cited numerous causes but couldn’t put his finger on any singular catalyst. “Forget about the Great Barrier Reef, and Global Warming, we only know that sightings are increasingly scarce, and we think it has something to do with either renewable energy, wind turbines and the like’. Asked why?, ‘Because they’re ugly, and the lesser consultant always had a predilection for aesthetics, like coal mines, smoke stacks and open cuts’.

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Eminent Professor

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Lesser Consultant

Interviewed by the BBC in an effort to explain the collapse of the Lesser Consultant species the leading naturalist, Professor David Rattenborough was unequivocal in his findings; ‘Clearly it’s a case of declining species numbers caused by natural selection. How can the ‘homo sapiens sub-consulsis minorii’  compete with other advantaged species? In the last twenty years we’ve witnessed the rise and rise of ‘The Spiv’, (sub species; ‘used carsalensis’. ‘The Pseud’,‘sartorious niger” and the ‘Corporate‘, ‘opportunisma narcissisium”.DSCN2802DSCN2801

The writing was on the wall all those years ago when I spoke at the Kyoto conference on Global Stupidity. Unless drastic steps were taken, the sub species ‘consulsis minorii’ would be virtually wiped out, And what happened? No one took any heed. We now have the much feared outcome, a corpus of sub consultants who can’t actually do anything, practical. The absence of written, graphic, analytical and communicative skills has been reduced to idiot dot points. And with the rise of the sub class, ‘Cadensis monkeyii‘, we haven’t had the need for intellectual skills for years and years.

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Their reliance upon the host species the public, and the infectious nature of the disease they carry, “rent-seekus absorptis” and the impact upon society, (points to Docklands) is self evident.

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You can see it here, and here and here, (points to maps of Swanston Street, Geelong, and new suburbs), without the lesser consultant we now have a sort of melgalomania writ large, for characterless environments. A sort of crass mind numbing cheap internationalism. And you know the consequences, will be dire. In simple terms the consulsis minorii is and I shall sadly say, “was” good for business, especially good for thinking , and good for humanity’. Corroborating the interview the lead anthropologist for the late Natural History Museum, (recently integrated into the Foxtel entertainment precinct) Professor Margaret Medea confirmed the trend downwards for the lesser consultant. ‘One can only say at this point that with reality television, Chaddy-itis, and the rise of Facebook, the end was inevitable. With fifteen second attention spans becoming the DMN, (Deep Meditative Norm), we could only expect the Lesser Consultant to hang on in the margins. That’s why sightings have become less frequent. There was no where else for the Lesser Consultant to go. And I make this point , the LC was outDSCN2793classed by the new work culture bought in the late nineties. How could you expect the LC to compete with the SFT, the SGWP, and the HP. And with Universities morphing into technical institutions and vocational colleges, there was clearly no new life being put into the species. It’s like the DODO, well suited to its niche, but the niche has been ‘Nietzsched’.

Illustrations. The SFT, SGWP and the HP.

See tomorrows gripping analysis and share with us the deep concern for the future of the Lesser Consultant.

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