Coppers need more POWERS! They ordered a Maserati but had to settle for a crappy second tier MERCEDES!

Widening police powers?

We at pcbycp are delighted with the latest request from Vic-Pol to widen police powers.

In these corona-blighted times we just can’t be too careful. 

Nicola Gobbo says herself;  “Why wouldn’t you trust the cops? They looked after me, and in the end I get paid for just telling em what they wanna hear. And that goes all the way to the top”. Nicola gave us as smirk after this admission, and we’re yet to find out if it’s a gang-land smirk or a Tony Abbott conspiratorial de-feminise the feminist smirk. 

Ordered a Hummer, just got a top o the range 4wd. And the black aint black enough

Nicola has a point.

If you pay the cops enough, and if you pay detectives specifically or at the very least “Come to an ARRANGEMENT”,  by close association you’ll get GOOD POLICE OUTCOMES! And if you aint got the contacts or the cash, you’re fucked. That serves you right for being poor. 

And even when the cops do a super-dooper cover up, like “Disappear” the Commandant of the Port Phillip Prison, (remember him?)  who allegedly disappeared though a skiing trip in the Aussie alps, (there’s snow cover for at least a week in winter) we know that just cos he might have known alI about Carl Williams and the bent coppers he worked with, in no way shape or form should this lead us to dis the entire force. 

Ordered a TANK, had to settle for a BUSHMASTER. POOR COPS. Once again dudded by the taxpayer. ( Note, ” even the white bits are black’!)

We applaud the equipping of police officers and PSO’s with small arms, a service revolver, a clip of fifty or so .38 calibre bullets. Not quite as good as the .45 used by Dirty Harry, but still after all is said and done quite up to the task of blowing away any mentally afflicted psychotic, the odd homeless person, or a fare evader. Fare evasion if unstopped leads to heinous CRIMES!

We agree with the police that assault rifles, machine guns, tear gas and not to forget the old stalwarts, tasers, hand-cuffs, truncheons, are never enough. They need tanks, heat seeking missiles and apache helicopters to control the public.

And after the lawyer X scandal why wouldn’t we trust the police?

READY and ARMED to put a stop to JAY-WALKING!

Yep bring it on! More police powers! So they can kill drunk indigenous women on trains before they even have to process them in jails and deal with all the fucken legal paperwork. 

Regular army bloke on left looks soft- cock compared to CWFBG, (Cops with FUCKEN BIG GUNS)

Vic police learning to say, “Hey punk, feeling lucky? MAKE MY DAY’!

Housewife arrested for being poor and not connected with powerful mates.

Done good outta crime, Who says it don’t pay?

Other crimes, Jay-walking, to be tried and summarily executed, cos as research goes if you don’t get em at this early offending stage, they’ll go on to all manner of crimes.  Through small crimes via the ladder of opportunity they’ll get to the top of the criminal tree.  Become a  Police Commissioner, or a Piranha Taskforce operative. Free to do whatever they like. And even after they’ve been done for corruption or unethical behaviour they can still get another job in another Crime syndicate or run a Council. As a former Commissioner did at Whittlesea. Cos as the developers and Angus’s mates will tell you;  “theres way better money to be had in planning decisions and energy funding than simple ol- school crime’!. 

So take it from us. We’ve proved a very simple point. Crime is for losers, petty crime should be severely dealt with, they’re not even trying. 

Aspire to be a Police Commissioner or Angus. Or even one of his mates. And you’ll make simple stuff, smash and grab, and assault look like kinder stuff… and even if you’re caught, you’ll get off, cos you’ll be like Nicola, and have something more powerful than even the law to draw upon….

Pssst! ‘If it’s energy policy you wanna buy? Angus is not far away, He’s in-a Nort Melbourne and-a Foot- a-scray’

MATESHIP!