Malcolm and SCOMO. Couldn’t find a safer pair of hands!

Dear reader it is not a tradition within this blog to prosletyse, nor it is for us, a common practise to patronise our learned readership. But occasionally on matters of true import, we must hold the tiller firmly. Occasionally, we feel honour bound to express as an editorial opinion the things we heartily believe in.

There can be no doubt. For stability and trust in economic management. We implore our readership to vote for Malcolm Turnbull. Stability is what you get with Malcolm. Since arriving as P.M, he has talked much. He proposed, the reform to taxes, the ideas, boom, the trickle down effect, marriage equality, the innovation boom, and most recently jobs and growth. He’s turned the hackneyed, idiocy of the the three letter slogan into a two letter slogan. That’s economy! He is a banker remember. Genius personified. And then, after twelve dull weeks. The longest election in Australia’s brief invaded history he’s asking us to trust him. And we at PCbyCP believe him.

And we ask, since he became PM ten months ago, what has Malcolm delivered?

Nothing!

That’s stability.

And there’s more nothing to come.

That’s progress.

All those peripheral issues, the death of the planet, the corruption of democracy through donations and cronyism and the hijacking of everything via a core of self interested, loony right wing christian fundamentalist ideologues, don’t matter. With Malcolm in control, (he’s a banker you know) we have stability. That’s reassuring. Don’t worry about education or healthcare, continued defunding is a certainty! Soon, and i’ll hold him to this, only the right sort of people will have access to medicine and education. And they’re right because they’re nicely dressed, and know other lovely people, who know what’s good for us, and shop correctly. And that is not an anarchy, a kleptocracy of the chinless wonders, but order and common sense.  As oft quoted dictators in the thirties used to say, the trains will run on time, ‘alles in ordnung’. And they’ll be all privatised. Who’d complain about that? And there’ll be jobs a plenty, like in the U.K after three decades of neo-con government. Some lower rung workers may get up to three dollars an hour. That’s jobs building upon certainty.

‘And they’re right because they’re nicely dressed, and know other lovely people, who know what’s good for us, and shop correctly’.

Please vote Malcolm. He’s defunded climate science, his party has killed the car industry and they’re getting rid of more green and red tape to make us free from worry and the threat of boatloads of foreigners. That’s the message from brexit, Stay Calm. Vote Malcolm, put one where it counts on the ballot paper, and remember for every one, that’s another big tick for stability. And Rupert. Because let’s get real, politics is just a sideshow, to amuse the masses. We know who really runs the country, a few people like Rupert. They’re very wealthy. And why? They’ve worked hard. They, (sometimes) may feel inclined to pay a little tax. And in doing so have earnt a right to be right. So don’t risk it. Change is too dangerous. It’s like Imagination or Empathy. Risky Business!

Or worse still, thinking begs the question, “ Is consumerism sustainable?

Chaos will follow. We don’t want that!

They have a word for Chaos in both Russia and China. ……‘Democracy’!