Your payments will be subject to our principled stand on poverty.
We aplaud the Nationals decision to widen the scope of the Basics Card. The Basics Card must be acknowledged as a HIGH WATER MARK in the Federal Governments recognition of Aboriginal Australians existence as a Human Species. (see Flora and Fauna Act). It is HIGH TIME then we recognised Dole bludgers, Druggo’s, and the incapacitated as a species of humanity deserving of SPECIAL RECOGNITION. And they can have FACIAL RECOGNITION entirely for FREE! For them, to coin Fraser Anning’s words, this must be addressed as a FINAL SOLUTION!
Some bludgers never learn to be grateful!
For too long non-aboriginal members of this society have not enjoyed the full benefits that come with the Basics Card. And we must also endorse the excellent decision by Jackie Lambie to introduce a form of National Service. So that the indolent may shoulder a Fire Hose and fight fires. Fires that proliferate all year round as an objective proof that Anthropomorphic Climate Change DOES NOT EXIST!
Hard working principled men of GOD know where taxpayers money should be spent.
With an augmented Basics Card as sensibly suggested by Nationals, we can fully ensure that those that receive just one cent of government money through laziness, indolence, and stupidity are fully accountable. Their entitlement and lifestyle choices will come with CONSEQUENCES! Remember they’re poor because they have been given their just desserts for being lazy. And furthermore those people in rural electorates who have no work in electorates that are predominately National should be punished for not being wealthy landowners, conglomerates or hand picked water resource-rich cotton growers. They deserve through their indolence and their inability to get onto the ‘agribusiness ladder of prospertity’ to be punished. So that hedge fund managers and global investors can fully reap the benefits of Australia’s water resources. And in the entropy of their self absorption, they should be doubly punished and taken off any form of public support whatsoever. If they’ve had a joint. Perhaps indulged in a bit too much aspirin. Or “God forbid”, done some speed, crack or meth. They shall be taken off the Basics Card, and left to rot. Cos as we know all the wealthier folk choose high grade cocaine. Perhaps even some of the water license holders, those hedge fund managers, who’ve driven those lazy non economically viable farmers, and township proleteriat off the land. They may smoke but they chose high grade COKE! Cos the Real Thing is COKE!
Retribution of this kind will do Basics Card holders good. By putting them on the Basics Card, they may learn penitence and HUMILITY! So that they can be stigmatised in the shopping centre aisle for being a “WHITE ABO’!. It will make them realise that they too are responsible not just to the taxpayer, but to an all pervasive Loving God, who will punish them for THEIR OWN GOOD.
We have a few other helpful suggestons:
To ensure that Women are controlled by OLD WHITE MEN
Basics for Food
Only generic, black and white brand, or Aldi branded products may be purchased. Strict prohibition of low price Aldi alcohol will be enforced. Non compliance will result in fines and imprisonment.
Basics For Transport
No petrol for dole bludgers. Those in rural areas, without trains will be entitled to board entirely at cost covered by their Basics Card for one ride to a job resource centre, or Centrelink evaluation meeting. .
Basics For Health
Basics Card Holders wil be entitled to one bulk bill fee per annum. They will also pay additional costs for elective surgery, wait at the back of the queue, to instil respect for the system that sustains them.
Basics To Stop Abortion.
Any individual who criminally seeks an abortion in New South Wales or Queensland, will have any entitlement to government support cut indefinitely. This will reinforce the christian value of redemption and assure them entry to the word of patriarchy as enshrined by a loving and caring GOD!
So that they may respect AUSTRALIAN VALUES!
As a postscript CEO Salaries shall be augmented to offset the costs of training and enforcing these neccessary measures. “So that the poor and indolent may aspire to loftier things”.(Quote atributed to an airliner CEO).