Housewife being arrested for being very very nutty
Arresting housewives for being stupid.
We at pcbycp are delighted that “Thought Crimes’ are now punishable.
This is our very own “Yuendumu moment”.
At last and it’s only taken seven years since we left on our high level fact finding tour to recognise that now average, (that means poor, non politically aligned individuals without influential mates) can be done for ‘thought crimes’.
In Yuendumu, the justification was the EMERGENCY. In Victoria the justification is the CORONA CRISIS.
Premier unveils new police themed flooring for empty arcades and themed show-room dummies
On top of jay-walking, non compliance with PPe’s, bicycle helmets and the thought crime of protesting, or being stupid, you can be arrested. Repeated non-compliance can result in Jail.
This is a high point for the corrections industry. A bonus for FINES VIctoria and a red letter day for the criminalisation of the citizenry at large.
The one message for the State Government is clear
Imprisoning, fining and arresting those who will not obey BLUNT DRACONIAN EDICTS will bring the full force of the law.
Seriously folks
Pretty soon, (and we have this on good authority) may-poles will be burnt, public singing, inappropriate laughter and music (along with dwarf throwing and caber tossing) will be punishable by DEATH.
The footage of just your average mad conspiracy theory ridden housewife being arrested is beyond the pale. What are the police up to? We acknowledge that their uniforms really really do look like SS uniforms, but this is taking things too far. Why have we got a paramilitary intent upon prosecuting housewives for publishing silly rubbish on the internet, which will only be read by other potty people.
Whatever happened to the ol, “I disagree with what your sayin, but I defend to the death your right to say it”.
Crack Police swat team investigating sighting of another nutty housewife
Updated Police uniforms being trialled
In which case why isn’t the entire staff of The Australian being arrested. They peddle lies, and selective half-truths every day. No imprisonment for their climate change denialists view that will systematically in good time KILL ALL OF US! We don’t see the Gestapo raiding their offices. Angus Taylor? Why aint his people arrested for having a crack at the City of Sydney, and the farrago of bogus travel allowances. We need fair-mindedeness, balance and nuance if we’re going to hunt down journalistic crack pots.
Howsabout religion? Close em all down, arrest the parishioners, for believing that an old bloke conceived the world in six days and women being derived from some blokes rib. What a load of cobblers. Why aint they arrested for publishing this homophobic, sexist, patriarchal twaddle.
Why aint St Tone arrested for upholding the aforementioned and the lie that he’s the ambassador for indigenous Australians. He never asked them, and he aint asked em leave to piss of to the UK either. If he’s helping em, why is he doing it from the UK? Although we do admit, that’s what the Queen is supposed to do. And we aint seen much of her lately, but I spose with Prince Andrew hogging the headlines, she’s had her tiara full.
Police surveillance in parks to protect us form nutty housewives
Why aint they arrested?
But arresting housewives? Cmon, we could do better.
Couldn’t she have been tasered, spread-eagled and asphyxiated. That’s how they do it in the US, In Yuendumu, they just knock your door down and shoot you dead.
We’ve still got a long way to go.
But the signs are promising.
As in Yuendumu, we don’t need a premier, we need a GBM. (General Business Manager). He only needs to see the people for official functions, the rest of the time he can get the police to do all the community work.
All New Police Parks Surveillance CCTV Units will be adorned with attractive Yuendumu themed public art.
And a conga-line of NGO”s to pick up the profit.