Keeping Corona at bay. 

Dear reader we are indebted to Ira Maine, who steadfastly proves to be a rock in this whirwind of change. 

His recent decision to transmit the information required to keep this evil at bay is just the tonic we all need to remain steadfast. 

WE MUST not panic. 

WE MUST hold the banner of civilisation proudly aloft. 

WE MUST PREVAIL, as a talisman against more evil which may descend upon us from the wicked empire, (not Queensland in this instance) to our north. 

Fortunately we at pcbycp headquarters are open-minded. 

We reject the dog whistling of politicians who try and politicize the corona pandemic. Probably the “worstest” (incorrect English is permissable in times of crisis)  thing ever to happen since the burning of Carthage, the looting of Constantinople, or the cessation of Celebrity Big Brother. Because from hereon, the values we all hold dear, the ethos of winner takes all, praise to the plutocrats and the benefit of selfishness are now theatened. Even carefully constructed philanthropic trusts may be swept away. The question of our time remains,  will the  rich will lose their ability to skew their contributions to the state? In our time BC, (before coronavirus) the system was secure. To lock in inequality. 

Now,…… anything seems possible. 

The very foundations of a just and free neo-liberal society that rewards those with money may be compromised by notions such as  a “Commonwealth”, equity and wealth distribution.  

We must stand and defend the status quo. And that attack on the status-quo may eventuate in the very destruction of the pillars of modern contemporary society;  fear, insecurity, and the all encompassing love of a just God. A GOD who seeks retribution to naysayers via his intermediary Lord Rupert of Murdoch. Fear is palpable. The very justified fear that a prolonged recession WILL turn into a FULL- SCALE depression. 

The Question is; Are you SCARED SHITLESS YET?

This is serious. Bloody SERIOUS! 

Real Estate may fall!!!. 

In spite of the very real prospect of a government going socialist overnight to stop people from doing self harm.  Fear, Fear of un-empolyment runs rampant.  And the greatest fear of all looms,  to a world in which shopping is no longer a SALVATION!

The terror is that people may be reduced to reading as recompense. Or in some instances singing, reciting poetry and making things.  We assure our readers that once this crisis passes, people will be able to go back to the preoccupation of buying things other than toilet paper. Not thinking about the environment.  And consuming all that they deserve for a better self. 

This is a temporary blip. It’ll be over by Easter. If not Easter, the Queens Birthday long weekend, or last chance Christmas. 

Remember this;  Rome wasn’t pillaged in a day. 

And though the evil empire will run amuk with Belt and Road Initiatives, we wont resort to cheap racist slander in order to reassure ourselves that our system is inviolate. 

In the end there will be work for Real Estate Agents

Science will still be questioned

And the world is most assuredly and will always remain Flat. 

But, to maintain the status-quo we need to remain VIGILANT. 

Avoid congregations of individuals waving Belt and Road Initative placards.

Avoid long queues outside exclusive fashion label houses.

And ensure that bush meat purchased at your wet market is SAFE!

Government fridge magnets are being distributed and shortly you will be posessed of a ten point plan to ensure your free of the taint of “Corona- ism’. ( a special dispensation will apply to those who drive Toyota Corona’s) 

Beware people with spikey black hair, 

Beware people who wear facial masks

And beware anyone of shortish stature who may outbid you at the next house auction. 

They are carriers, fifth columnists, and must be dobbed in. For our National Safety!! 

And above all dont resort to cheap racsim and xenephobic dog whistling. That’s the role of government. 

IN KEEPING US SAFE!