Budget GOLD for the Environment! Koala Extinction is now a DEAD CERT!

Sorry, wrong DAN!

Not all the federal pollies are stupid

Dan might look stupid stupid, but….

He’s spot on  with what contemporary universities are all about. And he’s spot on with the BUDGET!

It took a long time for us a pcbycp in Uni days to realise that the bluntest knives always got to the top. Those bereft of imagination, the spark of inspiration, those who evinced even an atom of genius, were DOOMED!! They would never ever become Head of Department, a Professor or Vice Chancellor. The problem was, and always is they’ve got way too much humanity.

That’s what Dan’s on about. To make sure that humanity doesnt get in the way of preferrment, and looking around us he’s dead right. 

BUDGET GOLD for COAL!

Humanity has got us into deep shit. 

Everywhere you look, in these corona-afflicted days, humanity has us rooted. 

It’s seeping out of the oozing pustules and scabrous unheeling sores in special accomodation homes. Politicians flexing in frustration and anguish just plead, WHY CANT THEY JUST DIE!

And for the shareholders who own the premises, their plea is; “There’s plenty more to fill the empty beds, we want MORE”!

In Universities, the rivers of gold are stemmed, and the Vice Chancellors throw their entitlements in the air, hoping that when they land, it’ll be all over, and obedient, cowered debt-burdened students may never ask the reason why.

Budget GOLD for BLOWING UP SHIT!

In the ABC, all the good journalists, journalists of character have been shown the door.

And in our parliament, both sides led by Joel and Craig avow that renewables will be DOOMED, cos they understand the value of MATESHIP and the world without the anointment of IMAGINATION!

In the sea, oceans stripped bare, eco-systems destroyed becuse there’s only one eco-system that matters, and that the ecosystem of Profit, and as Angus will tell you; ‘If you aint got a Bahama listed Tax Haven you’d be a MUG’!

Humanity is a MUGS Game.

That’s what the bloke who stood up to Putin who’s now in the long haul recovery from Novachik understands. 

BUDGET GOLD FOR CRIMINALISING THE CITIZENRY!

Humanity is a dead-end street. In Washington Donald want to build walls and make wars to keep humanity out. 

‘Has it ever done us any good’? Christ was heard to say. “nah”, the Centurion said: “Dead right mate,  its crime that always pays’. 

So take the lead from the UK. Do as Boris Does, Give all your mates peerages, and bugger the Hoi poloi. 

BUDGET GOLD FOR BIBLES and GOOD OL RELIGION!

In the UK Dominic Cunmmings shows that there is a way forward. As Gogol and the Board of AMP discovered in death, even as corpse there is PROFIT!! The metrics of unreported death in aged care facilities and those who are homeless, can provide Rivers of Gold, for Tory-backed IT firms. 

Just like awarding contracts in Canberra, and the COVID taskforce, there’s money to be made for MATES!

BUDGET GOLD FOR CLOSING DOWN UNI COURSES THAT ASK THE REASON WHY?

But there are still those who suffer, Stateless, and adrift, searching the world over for sanctuary. Away from the troublesome mire of HUMANITY. But things could be worse. You could be a fucking KOALA for chrissakes, or howsabout a Rainforest or even just a grass-land outside of Canberra. Or, for arguments sake a woman, who happens to be unmarried, house- less, unemployed and over 35. Sorry, that’s a step too far, non one could imagine such a thing, best to forget about it. Well put it this way, no one in government thought about it, cos it’s non- issue, GET OVER IT!

‘Psssst, for the best Budget tips on how to apply for all the Federal handouts and pay no tax, drop a line to your friendly insider Angus, Angus ‘ll set you straight, just send an open cheque and a self addressed envelope to Jam- land . No questions asked, discretion and confidentiality assured’.