We at pcbycp have been hit savagely by the “Corona-Crisis”. As an index of how our bottom line has been affected, consider some of the contingency steps we’ve taken to keep the office functioning.
We’re onto a one bag per day roster. One tea-bag per person and only a new bag submitted at the start of business the next day.
The toilet paper contingency. We’ve banned use of toilet paper in preference to the bucket and mop cleansing regime.
No biscuits at morning tea. Biscuits have been replaced by rusks and failed experiments with home baking.
Tie-ins with the AWM and Disney would be a boon for tourists
It is hoped that this will reflect responsibiity and collective action triumphing over RAW FEAR.
However it reminds us of the noble sacrifice made by illustrious ANZACS in holding aloft the banner of liberty against those who would shut civilisaton down and make it a swear word. To any clean living Aussie, this crisis makes all of us reflective on how lucky we are to have been served by noble sons of Anzac, in keeping civilisation’s flame aloft in remote places like Syria and Afghanistan. Places unanointed by supermarket shopping, pay-day lending and Sports-bet. Because of this we applaud the Federal Government’s decision to spend 500 million on further improvements to the Australian War Memorial. This is a high point in the history wars.
We’d like to take this oportunity to suggest further refinements to the proposed upgrade.
North West Frontier-Land or Khartoum-Land, stirring tales of Derring Do brought to life!!
Disney could make wonderful bronze statues of Anzacs with favoured Disney Characters to make ANZAC relevant to kiddies.
Is it possible for the government and the fine board in which Tony Abbott has recently been installed to seek a franchise arrangement with Disneyland?
This would be a boon for value-adding current exhibits. Disney are experts in virtual reality and public entertainment that is wholesome. Get rid of all the stodgy old classic displays and allow the public to experience what it’s really like to be a noble bronzed ANZAC warror, selflessly making the world a better place.
Khyber-Land. Khyber-land and North- West Frontier land, would offer the options of a comtemporary war experience or an old style set-to with fuzzy wuzzies or mad mullahs.
In Khyber-Land the public will have a choice of weapons to kill villagers with.
In Khyber-land, the public could land right in the middle of enemy territory in Afghanistan, and from there, patrol an empty village, and have the opportunity to kill via machine, gun, grenade, mortar or rifle, little children, mums and dads. After cleansing the village they could then patrol the countryside and kill farmers and rice gatherers. They can call out “Can I waste this CxxT” and then without hesitation plug them with lead. Those who obtain the highest kills score can be awarded a virtual V.C, which would entitle them to lead Anzac Day marches, open up School Fetes and church gatherings with stirring tales of derring-do.
North-West-Frontier-land would consist of manning a machine-gun post in a spirited tale of Empire, and the object would be to mow down as many fuzzy wuzzies as possible .
Boer-land engages the public in rounding up ordinary people into concentration camps, and shooting anyone left on the veldt.
There’s Nam-land, to fly a Huey and napalm villagers.
In Boer-Land, families will be placed in Concentration camps. The public have a choice of Dysentry, Typhoid or Plague to kill internees with.
And Friendly-Fire-Land, in which participants virtually kill each other and then have a laugh afterwards over a beer.
WE hope the board will recognise the massive cultural benefit the venue will achieve and all components will be WBS (worlds best standard).
And in these Corona-benighted times it will establish community and the spirit of Anzac that is eternal, and unquestionable,
Nam-Land, Adventure for the Whole family. Fly a Huey, (Choice of music), machine- gun, napalm or ‘Agent-Orange’ Villagers
As St Tone of Santamaria said, it shall be a “Suppository of Wisdom”.