School Bully!! Demonstrating; ‘the British heritage of our political institutions and our unique democratic freedoms”, (James Patterson M.P)

Dear reader, just the tonic for Easter. Paddio O, brings us this thrilling insight into the workings of our man  Mr George Christiansen M.P. The new shining light of BIG L Liberal Values. So roll away the stone, and celebrate the ressurection of ‘ol fashioned’ ‘educashional’ values enshrined in the stuff we learn at school.

‘We all went to school with a George Christensen. You remember the kid, unless the memory is supressed from the horror it recalls. He was the kid at the back of the class, parents had money, he was spoilt, lazy, not good at study or sport. Yet strangely he had a group of friends, kids from poorer backgrounds who looked up to him in fear and who shared his hobbies. Hobbies like the smart arsed remark in class, the sly trip in the corridor, the tyres let down on the bike with the valve thrown away, the shit in the locker, the standover of a weaker kid to relieve him of his pocket money, the petty, low level, sneaky bullying that was usually addressed with the snarling charge of “Poofter”. You never quite saw it but you always suspected that he got his jollies from pulling the wings off flies, or using his glasses to magnify sunlight to fry ants.

Bullies can get to the absolute toppest top!! By hard, work, thrift and peronal endeavour. (Ayn Rand)

Those kids grown up, and become captains of industry, owners of football teams, and members of parliament. George has continued his winning ways from school, in the bigger playground that is the Federal Parliament. As a Nationals backbencher he shouldn’t have much sway but that wouldn’t stop George. With all the skills honed at McKay State High School, he knew he could wield power, and wield it he has. He was there in camera shot in the corridors as a Nation watched the all too familiar drama as a sitting Prime Minister was dumped less than two years into his first term. George wouldn’t like the outcome. Malcolm Turnbull with his rounded vowels and perfect suits and designer cufflinks and taught waistline is more diametrically opposed to George than the CFMEU members he pretends to hate. He bided his time, waited for his moment, found his flies and pulled their wings off.

Move over Big Kev! They breed em ‘sophistikated’ in Queensland.

George as a younger man developed an intuitive understanding of supply, demand and the benefits of free enterprise.

They were the kinds of kids he probably loathed at school: Kids a bit uncertain about their sexuality or perhaps very clear about not being heterosexual. George became the cheerleader for the attack on ‘Safe Schools’ because a school like that would leave no fun for him. In all the tumult of a Senate sitting hours after bedtime to try to delay an inevitable result, George got his fun. A letter demanding change to a program designed to protect the weak, signed by a clear majority of the coalition members of parliament was presented to Turnbull just before he got the report into the program. The report was a sop to the right the letter was the right saying they had the numbers. And now we are in a phoney war as a bill designed to reign in a union all but bereft of power is presented again as a trigger for a double dissolution. Turnbull is looking his resolute best, a champion of those poor property developers bullied by a union, while George holds his numbers including the previous Prime Minister to make sure he wins’.