It stands to reason, Australia needs NUCLEAR!
Fight Climate Change… WE NEED NUCLEAR!!!
There’s no doubt about it… Australia needs to stand up and do its bit to fight climate change. WE MUST GO NUCLEAR!! Coal aint good enough, and besides we’ve sold the good stuff like our gas at a loss to China and India. So that they can save their teeming masses from POVERTY!
Go NUCLEAR.
The facts stack up.
Australia is a Big Country.
We’ve got plenty of space.
Plenty of space to grow wheat, sheep and moo cows.
Plenty of space to build roads and infrastructure.
Plenty of rivers that still need damming.
GOD ordains NUCLEAR, and stoning women.
Plenty of forests and environments that we havent killed off yet.
We’ve knocked off the Great Barrier Reef. Killed the northern mangroves. And just about wiped our the smaller marsupials from the great hinterland. But there’s still a lot of work to be done!. For instance, Brazil is trying to kill off the Amazon forest faster than we can kill off The Great Barrier Reef. And faster than we can kill the rivers and the temperate Rainforests and sub tropical forests on the east coast. The Lamington Plateau is now wiped out. “Thank Christ”! We say. But there’s still sacred sites, archological sites and bits and pieces of wilderness that haven’t been buggered yet. And if we slacken off, the bloody Brazilians will beat us to the title of Number one CLIMATE and ECOLOGY FUCKER UPPERS!!
That’s it folks.
Native grasses must be expunged so that NUCLEAR can PREVAIL!
The exalted CFFU!
Do we want a bunch of sissy Latin American wankers to beat us to the punch ? Do we want to let South Americas Catholics, beat our own very good Catholics, Barnaby, Kevin Eric, and George in Killing entire ecosystems?
‘NO’!! We hear you say… And on another note, the Brazillians are busy killing off what remains of the native Indians not yet killed by poverty, land clearing and genocide. And we’re just imprisoning our natives, and in some cases it takes them years to die off!
Wake up Australia, we cant just put them all on the Castlemaine Train!!
So this is where the National Party are up to the mark.
NATIONALS for NUCLEAR POWER!
Nuclear will turn the Black problem VIVID WHITE!
The bits of Australia, the vast interior, the bits that are not leased to mining, pastoral companies, water rights holders and members of foreign banking conglomerates are fucking useless. These bits are the bits we coincidentally and generously gave to the aboriginies. And you know what that means? They were trialled with nukes at Maralinga, and they’ve learnt the benefits of progress first hand. WE export uranium to the world at great cost and we don’t get the benefit of importing nuclear waste. And those aboriginals on the basics card who would spend it all on drugs, alcohol and diet coke and dialysis, aren’t getting the full benefit of integrating their costs into developing the wealth of this country. Then it seems only fair. That they accept into their watseland, the bits of land we’ve left for em, nuclear waste. And the benefit that comes with this exalted Nuclear Energy. Expensive Energy for all Australians who are united in their HATE of RENEWABLES!
Nuclear energy like prisons are BIG BUSINESS!! And the Nationals like Big business. Big profits for big companies, like Exxon and Transurban who don’t pay taxes. They know how to look after their National party mates. Blokes who hate poofters, wear big hats and feature in the Catholic Boys Daily (the Australian) to protect us from thinking, ideas and the gift of imagination.
And to never think twice about accepting the one unifying principle in Australian political life, that there’s always the aboriginies. They’re an ugrateful pack of bastards. And like Goodsey, they havent got a sense of humour and one way or another, they deserve what’s coming to them.
For a Brighter Future… GO NUCLEAR!