It is an exciting time to be an Australian. The new Turnbull Government has unveiled its front bench, and it’s truly representative of an engaged, innovative, forward thinking society. Walk down any street and you’ll see this reflected in the population made up almost entirely of men. White, middle aged men. And men with attitude, because they’re all wearing suits. And the majority of those men are ready for business, big business, because they’re all wearing pin striped suits. A pin stripe demonstrates determination. Each vertical line, suggestive of order, establishment and a commitment to see, (whatever it is), through.
A well-worn pin stripe. Indicator of imagination, steadfastness and committment to principle.
New Environment and Energy Minister. Demonstrates ‘trickle down effect’.
That’s why Mr Turnbull should be congratulated for combining environment with energy. The environment is tricky. By definition it is made up of creatures and organisms. Some of these organisms are lump-like, roundish and irregular. Many of them have only recently been discovered and not even been listed in the Bible. Like Coral for instance, they’re hidden from the day to day and are unlikely, (due to the fact that they’re submerged under water), to vote. The same could be said for Kelp forests, Mangroves and most other eco-systems. They lack a certain regularity and correctness. That’s why its quite clever to combine their compositional irregularity with something that’s forthright, and dynamic. Energy. The energy, we’re interested in must be dug, fracked, drilled from the ground. There’s value in this. That’s why you’ve got to ensure that the best pin striped suit wearing minister gets the job of handling it. And it’s big business. Australia’s future.
We welcome Josh Frydenberg as the Energy and Environment Minister. He’ll ensure that not only will coral get truer representation, but coal and other valuable resources are extracted to help deliver the third world from poverty. And if the coral just dies off, so be it. Coral and other biota clearly don’t have what it takes to be part of a clever innovative resource rich society. Only a man in a pin striped suit can make that distinction. And determine which god-given resource should receive his blessing.
Another fine pin stripe suit wearer. Imagination and principle personified.
Similarly women, should take it on notice that the reason why they’re almost absent from the Turnbull government is because, they belong where they can be most useful to a clever innovative society. Either in the kitchen, or where most women with ambition are destined, to secretarial school or as an assistant to a very capable business man in a pin striped suit. These are subtle nuances, and distinctions that go to the very core of the Turnbull leadership. And I think you’ll agree that it represents value for all australians, and Safety.
A well kept pin striped shirt is also an indicator of principle.
There are so many innovations in the front bench and its demonstrative of such free- thinking depth that it’s unnecessary to elaborate on what this means for healthcare, education, and the encouragement of new industries. Suffice to say, continued deep cuts to public institutions are neccessary to protect jobs and growth, and the role of the ABC as national broadcaster will, (under Rupert’s continued guidance) be further diminished. Importantly, real estate will be safe. Population growth will continue apace, and there’ll be meaningful jobs and growth for everybody. And those with fantastically huge super entitlements will be safe from the taxman, as will quite a few big businesses also. Recognition that they’re the drivers of the economy.
A minority of people, who are poor, underemployed, disabled, or incapacitated, will be restricted due to funding cuts. If you can’t make a decent contribution to the national wealth, you don’t deserve much of the pie. That’s only fair. As a lifestyle choice you are ultimately responsible for what you receive from government. And that’s a value we cherish as a core Liberal principle. Freedom of choice.