It’s “Julia Season”

It’s “Julia Season”.

On every corner and upon every wall,
the people are summoned to the clarion call
Its Julia Season!, play the man not the ball

It’s Julia Season! It’s Julia Season!
Anger fuelled-flames blind to justice or reason
‘It’s Julia Season! It’s Julia Season!
‘She’s a woman, a witch, and a goddam heathen’

‘It’s Julia Season! It’s Julia Season!
‘She’s childless, accursed, not to hate her is treason,
We’ve been hunting so long and we didn’t know
It’s officially begun, still a long way to go’

You don’t need a license for Julia hunting
so join in now, the knives wont be blunting
She’s down on the ropes, the polls are all screaming
Re-elect Gillard? You’ve got to be dreaming!

Kids chucking sandwiches home-made by ma
Shock jocks and pollies to take it too far
She must be lezzo ranga, her partners a queer
Is Julia Season longer this year?

The pressure’s a building and set to blow,
this forsaken sheila has just got to go

The sheilas we get in the north and the west
Are those that behave, well mannered, well dressed
But this one wont go when we’ve all had enough
Answers back, stands proud, damn, she talks tough.

The press are all screaming, and Rupert wants blood
This woman is worn out, and Kev says ‘She’s Dud’
If I were her, I would’ve lain down an died
She suffers a condition called ‘feminine pride’

Gina, Twiggy and Clive have no time for her now
Archbishop Pell says ‘No Sheilas allowed’!!
It’s a ‘Ranga-Free Zone’ for the next several years
And that goes for “abos, and lezzos and queers”

They’ve all had their fun, but our patience is out
That’s just what Mal Brough and Bob Katter will shout
This sorry affliction the girl’s got bad habits’
Balance restored with the Pells and the Abbott’s

She’s hopeless, she can’t even get a real fella
She’s not a performer like Sophie Mirabella.
The die is all cast now , no time for a switch
‘Ju-liar, Ju-liar’ . ‘Which Witch?, FUCKEN BITCH!

PASSIVE COMPLICITY – EVEN THE IRISH PRESS COMMENT ON SEXISM IN AUSTRALIA  – AS DOES THE ODD AUSTRALIAN COMMENTATOR, THANKS ANNABEL CRABB
julia at the beach

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